Monday, February 28, 2011

Another idiot day

Some days it seriously seems the stars are misaligned or something and I only get contacted by morons.

1) I get a phone call from someone who will be visiting from out of town. (do I offer uncovered bj?) .. answer no. Then he asks ''even if I provide a certificate''?
I always just hang up at this point.. because I have no patience for this question. Or the one that asks 'even if I offer you more money?' Yeesh.. girls who offer this service for more money or strangely offer it with a test (I have yet to see this on an escort site) will say so!

2) I get a lengthy email from someone who vents in the whole email about he understands that I don't provide BBBJ or kissing but then goes on to whine about other girls he's seen who also don't.. etc etc.
My reply to this is.. give me a break. Plenty of girls openly offer GFE and PSE and are completely comfortable with this service...some of them are good friends of mine!!! (I've done several duos with girls who respect my boundaries and I theirs and we perform our services differently and they guys are completely happy!) I tell him to do his research and check reviews. Someone who hobbies as much as this guy claims would already know this.. so he's probably just trying to be a nuisance. I do not get this..(shaking my head)

3) I get nude pics sent to me by a guy who wants me to hook him up in porn. UGH!!! The guy is already in LA.. which I tell him is where the agents are..I AM NOT AN AGENT! and not to send nude pics unsolicited! Then he responds by whining about the fact he's in south LA.. and about 45 min from the agents. WHAT?? who cares.. I'm literally 1000's of miles away from there.. so I have no sympathy for you today dude. Get off your lazy butt and contact some porn agents. They are after all listed publically.

lol.. 3 strikes in one day.. oh well.. get the weirdos out of the way today and tomorrow will be all nice gentlemen right? lmao..

Speaking of nice gentlemen.. I had a couple great fellows visit me on the weekend.. You know who you are :) OH! and one of them was very particularly nice and put up my light fixture and a shelf for me! boo yah! I was such a happy girl.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

tanning pics Feb 25th

Got a new outfit..a cheetah print Marilyn Monroe teddy from Winners. I will take proper pics in it one of these days but took the outfit with me to my tanning bed and tried to take some pics there :) I`ve got black stockings and some platform heels on.. but grabbed a couple pics inside the bed. They turned out kinda freaky with the stripes being from the light bulbs. Yeah.. I tan in my undies.. I like the tan lines!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

new footjob clip

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I posted a honey-do list a while back.. and I couldn't wait for takers! Once I get an idea in my head I get to searching. I looked up shelves everywhere but couldn't find what I wanted.. but in my search I ended up at IKEA and found these which I love. Nothing like what I wanted but hey.. in a search that happens sometimes. Once I got it up I liked it so much I went back and bought a few more..

I put up 2 red ones like this one in my bedroom and have some shoes displayed on them.. 3 more to put up in other colours in my house. They're sexy!

Monday, February 7, 2011

another cumming fantasy

It's been a while since I disclosed one and this is one of my favorites..

I have two male friends who are twins and are flipping gorgeous while being wonderful people on the inside as well. One of the twins has a girlfriend who is also a friend of mine. Unfortunately we don't live in the same city so I rarely see any of them other than on facebook.. but we stay in each others lives this way. I haven't been with them sexually but they weigh heavily in my fantasies.

Here's the scenario.. and before the one starting this relationship it involved a bi-sexual scenario with the two brothers.. often!

Now it involves them sharing the one brother's girlfriend.

It's pretty simple but highly effective. Those who know me and how my brain works to get revved up to a high heat quickly with clients will already be familiar with how I fantasize about having a cock..

One brother is fucking his girlfriend doggie style while the other is in her mouth.. they are both egging each other on to ''meet in the middle'' with their cocks.. and I keep watching and becoming one or the other men in the scenario as I please. When I cum in my clients mouth as he's going down on me.. I imagine meeting 'my twin brother' in the middle and hitting his cum through my lovely girlfriend (his lovely girlfriend). Knowing the 3 of these people as I do.. I know they will be flattered to know I fantasize about them this way.. and maybe one day it will become a reality. Who knows!??

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Honey Do list - Barter anyone?

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