Non-latex super thin Trojan condom review

I hate Trojan condoms.. with a passion.
They of course have the best advertising though and are the most well known condom on the market as far as North America goes at least..
BUT they stink! like rubber.. and if you have the ability to smell.. which I do like a bloodhound (I exaggerate for effect but you know what I mean) you know this to be true..
WHY oh why? when you have so many styles, sizes and other fun stuff do you have to have such a strong awful scent.. and Taste!
blech!

So.. when a delightful client who has been wanting to book me for several years.. since my days living in Etobicoke met with me today.. he asked me if I'd be willing to try the non-latex bareskin Trojan..
I figured why not? it's non-latex (made from polyurethane) so let's open the box (he was smart enough to know to leave the box unopened for me).. and open one of the condoms and give it the sniff test.

Sure enough.. no horrible easily recognizable scent... step 1.. okay! Ill try it.
It is hard to unroll. a bit stiff.. but when it's on the erect penis it looks like cellophane aka saran wrap... super thin.. and almost looks too delicate so that it might tear.. but it did not..
taste test.. not as good as my favorite brands.. lifestyle and one.. had still a weird slight taste of something 'off'.. like a spermicide.. which would be very bad in my mouth and my pussy.. but upon reading the box (and yes I stopped to do this as we tested this condom out) it did not declare any such offensive toxic substance

I wasn't enamoured of the 'flavour' at all.. so it doesn't encourage a really good sloppy cocksuck..lol..
and as for fucking with it.. I left that part up to him to determine if it was any different.. as I can't tell the difference at all..
I got very wet. nothing to do whatsoever with whatever condom might be covering his wonderful erect shaft..
He said.. he felt not enough discernable difference to warrant any change up in brand..

oh well! tried something new.. and that's my very unscientific review! cheers!

BBFS is an idiotic request

I'm gonna make a text shortcut on my phone for this thread.. for most of you.. this won't be necessary.. but for those who need a lecture.. this is it.

This doesn't just affect me.. it affects many of my colleagues.. and we share information.. especially blacklisting for bbfs requests.. however many of my fellow escorts who I don't consider colleagues may offer this (and some I know do!) for the rest of humanity that has some sense in their heads ignore this..

BBFS is a rampant and ridiculous service.. some of you are horrified to know we even get this request.. others are quizically wondering what BBFS stands for? Bareback Full service.. it means unprotected intercourse.

Yes.. believe it or not we get regular requests to perform this service. Often for an extra fee..

The request is often followed by.. I'm d&d free (drug and disease free).. like we're just supposed to trust a complete stranger with this..
and some are followed up with.. I will provide a test from a doctor.. like that's supposed to goldstamp approval someone that they won't provide a risk to me.

I sometimes lecture them with logic.. but sometimes I just tell them they're blocked and block them (mostly that's what I do..)

Any fool who asks me for that doesn't deserve my sage advice.. and definitely doesn't deserve to be considered for an appt to spend my valuable time with me.

For those who are still reading this who don't get the 'big deal'.. go get yourself educated a bit.. on the amount of std's on the rise..

If an escort is willing to do bbfs with you for an extra fee and trust you on 'your say so'.. don't you think she'll be doing with with every other tom, dick and harry who says the same thing???

Do you trust her? do you trust all the other 'dicks' she's been with?

I don't even offer BBBJ.. and just because you've seen me do both activities without protection in porn (2 1/2 months of that in 2008 in LA btw only in a secure tested environment) doesn't mean I will offer it in escorting.

I still shake my head every time one of these comes through to me.. but it's rampant... ugh.

Is the industry in a evolutionary stage where the next progression is role-play for the most part?

R Hammond said...

Your humble opinion....is the industry in a evolutionary stage where the next progression is role-play for the most part?

With all the various stages of the past couple of decades....it just seems like the days of a marginal introduction/script attached to sixty-odd minutes of sex-video isn't working and some soap-opera-like theme is likely to evolve next or be created.

I sat a few nights ago and watched a commercial network (German) which ran one of Russ Meyer's movies from the mid-70s....Vixen, I think. Russ tried to combine humor, a bare essentials script, and Amazon-like women into some drive-in movie situation. I was kinda surprised, amused, and entertained (at least by the scenes with the Amazon-gals). You wouldn't have gotten the uncut version of the movie on a US network, but the Germans were running this after 10PM over the open-air. As risque as it was in the late 70s...it is acceptable today (at least in Germany).

Anyway, my two cents.

My response to this:
While I offer role-play since I started doing porn and am quite comfortable with most of the roles I play with my clients in person or on cam.. most if not all of the escort colleagues I know other than dominatrix escorts are not in the slightest and will not ever offer it.

It is very popular with a good hefty portion of my clientele because they already often know me from my porn and are trying to play out a fantasy scenario from either my porn or their own fantasy.

However many of my clients do not need or desire role-play and I'm actually quite happy to be 'just me' on occasion as well :)

There are role-play hard limits I have as well.. I do not play submissive.. and I have others..

I am comfortable with the mommy/son, step-mom etc because I have had lots of practice due to my roles in porn..

I am not as comfortable being a domme.. because there is so much more creative thought which I haven't learned.. I was often teased that I wasn't quite 'mean enough' so even though there would be lots of call for it.. I leave it to my more experienced girlfriends unless the client understands that I'm 'mediocre' at it and need more guidance as to what they want in a session.

I am very happy role-playing a cougar.. because I am one! but I adore also being with an older gent who sees me as a 'pretty young thing'..

It's unique and different with every single person I meet on cam or in person.. it's only boring if the person is boring who you're with :) I don't need roleplay to 'get off' but some of my clients do.. and I'm completely comfortable with that.

Valentine's Day panties for you

I have put aside several red or near red pairs of panties I am ready to retire from my collection. normally when I do groups of panties for 7 days and what not.. there isn't a choice of color..well maybe one or two pairs.. but at that low price you can understand I don't offer particular choices. This offering is for 5 pairs or all of the 10 seen below.