Monday, February 28, 2011

Another idiot day

Some days it seriously seems the stars are misaligned or something and I only get contacted by morons.

1) I get a phone call from someone who will be visiting from out of town. (do I offer uncovered bj?) .. answer no. Then he asks ''even if I provide a certificate''?
I always just hang up at this point.. because I have no patience for this question. Or the one that asks 'even if I offer you more money?' Yeesh.. girls who offer this service for more money or strangely offer it with a test (I have yet to see this on an escort site) will say so!

2) I get a lengthy email from someone who vents in the whole email about he understands that I don't provide BBBJ or kissing but then goes on to whine about other girls he's seen who also don't.. etc etc.
My reply to this is.. give me a break. Plenty of girls openly offer GFE and PSE and are completely comfortable with this service...some of them are good friends of mine!!! (I've done several duos with girls who respect my boundaries and I theirs and we perform our services differently and they guys are completely happy!) I tell him to do his research and check reviews. Someone who hobbies as much as this guy claims would already know this.. so he's probably just trying to be a nuisance. I do not get this..(shaking my head)

3) I get nude pics sent to me by a guy who wants me to hook him up in porn. UGH!!! The guy is already in LA.. which I tell him is where the agents are..I AM NOT AN AGENT! and not to send nude pics unsolicited! Then he responds by whining about the fact he's in south LA.. and about 45 min from the agents. WHAT?? who cares.. I'm literally 1000's of miles away from there.. so I have no sympathy for you today dude. Get off your lazy butt and contact some porn agents. They are after all listed publically.

lol.. 3 strikes in one day.. oh well.. get the weirdos out of the way today and tomorrow will be all nice gentlemen right? lmao..

Speaking of nice gentlemen.. I had a couple great fellows visit me on the weekend.. You know who you are :) OH! and one of them was very particularly nice and put up my light fixture and a shelf for me! boo yah! I was such a happy girl.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

tanning pics Feb 25th

Got a new outfit..a cheetah print Marilyn Monroe teddy from Winners. I will take proper pics in it one of these days but took the outfit with me to my tanning bed and tried to take some pics there :) I`ve got black stockings and some platform heels on.. but grabbed a couple pics inside the bed. They turned out kinda freaky with the stripes being from the light bulbs. Yeah.. I tan in my undies.. I like the tan lines!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

new footjob clip

on my clips4sale store
Yes.. it's been a very very long time since I produced any of my own content.. and it will probably be a long while after this.. so foot guys enjoy :)


I posted a honey-do list a while back.. and I couldn't wait for takers! Once I get an idea in my head I get to searching. I looked up shelves everywhere but couldn't find what I wanted.. but in my search I ended up at IKEA and found these which I love. Nothing like what I wanted but hey.. in a search that happens sometimes. Once I got it up I liked it so much I went back and bought a few more..

I put up 2 red ones like this one in my bedroom and have some shoes displayed on them.. 3 more to put up in other colours in my house. They're sexy!

Monday, February 7, 2011

another cumming fantasy

It's been a while since I disclosed one and this is one of my favorites..

I have two male friends who are twins and are flipping gorgeous while being wonderful people on the inside as well. One of the twins has a girlfriend who is also a friend of mine. Unfortunately we don't live in the same city so I rarely see any of them other than on facebook.. but we stay in each others lives this way. I haven't been with them sexually but they weigh heavily in my fantasies.

Here's the scenario.. and before the one starting this relationship it involved a bi-sexual scenario with the two brothers.. often!

Now it involves them sharing the one brother's girlfriend.

It's pretty simple but highly effective. Those who know me and how my brain works to get revved up to a high heat quickly with clients will already be familiar with how I fantasize about having a cock..

One brother is fucking his girlfriend doggie style while the other is in her mouth.. they are both egging each other on to ''meet in the middle'' with their cocks.. and I keep watching and becoming one or the other men in the scenario as I please. When I cum in my clients mouth as he's going down on me.. I imagine meeting 'my twin brother' in the middle and hitting his cum through my lovely girlfriend (his lovely girlfriend). Knowing the 3 of these people as I do.. I know they will be flattered to know I fantasize about them this way.. and maybe one day it will become a reality. Who knows!??

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Honey Do list - Barter anyone?

I had a lot of snow dropped in my driveway today.. and since I hate shoveling snow I had a bright idea. I posted an ad on announcing a 1/2 price special for anyone willing to shovel my snow. I got so many responses to it that I decided it was a great idea for guys who couldn't feasibly afford my rates to get a reduced price in exchange for doing something around my house I don't want to do!

My driveway is shoveled to perfection right now and I got reacquainted with a client I hadn't seen in probably 8 years. He's more of a massage and shower guy and of course in my ad I specified that I would massage the hard worker after he shoveled. We ended up talking for a large percentage of the appt getting reacquainted and never got around to a proper massage.. or the hot chocolate I had mentioned either.. but we had a lovely rubdown (rub up?) in the

It's not that I'm no longer capable of hard labor.. it's that I just don't recover from it like I used to.. and have become a bit of a princess..lmao.. well not really...well you decide.

So.. here's the honey-do list. I will add to it regularly as I think of it..
obviously they are on a first come first serve basis as most of these tasks only need doing once.

1) once the weather turns it will be lawn-moving weather which I actually enjoy.. but digging up my garden will be a chore I'm not crazy about. In the meantime whenever I get another dumping of snow like that the 1/2 price offer stands. It takes probably 1/2 hr to do my drive way. My client today didn't think it warranted that amount as my time is worth more.. but not to me! A price someone is willing to pay is what it's about... not how easy it is for you.

email me at if you wish to be considered the next time it snows or for another chore.

2) anyone working at a retail company I shop regularly at or who can exchange (verified proof required) gift cards for places like Wal-mart, Canadian Tire (Canadian Tire money is fine too!), Loblaws/Superstore, Giant Tiger etc.. will be accepted dollar for dollar. This is also useful for those who wish to pay by credit card. Buy a giftcard to use instead of cash with your credit card.

In this economy it's win/win

Now please don't ask for discounts (and yes... we escorts get this regularly) simply because you want a student discount or a senior's discount. You must be willing to offer something in return. This is a barter arrangement not a charity :)

Now. I've never been a massage girl.. ie a lower price for a massage and handjob or blowjob without the full-service option. Why? Frankly I find giving a massage is less pleasurable for me! I love getting them.. but giving. heck no. I'd much rather have my legs wrapped behind my ears. I like sex.

but.. if you are a massage guy who doesn't like full service and are used to paying less for an appt and therefore haven't booked me in the past. Here's an option. If you are willing to let me film our session. Note: you can be disguised or do a POV shoot with my camera. I will reduce the rate of our session accordingly. That way I'm again getting something in return. I have a client willing to film regularly for footjobs so this would be for handjobs only my jerkygirls I can put it on my clips4sale page. Not sure how long I'll offer this.. I'll just remove this part when I'm not offering this anymore.