Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Non-latex super thin Trojan condom review

I hate Trojan condoms.. with a passion.
They of course have the best advertising though and are the most well known condom on the market as far as North America goes at least..
BUT they stink! like rubber.. and if you have the ability to smell.. which I do like a bloodhound (I exaggerate for effect but you know what I mean) you know this to be true..
WHY oh why? when you have so many styles, sizes and other fun stuff do you have to have such a strong awful scent.. and Taste!

So.. when a delightful client who has been wanting to book me for several years.. since my days living in Etobicoke met with me today.. he asked me if I'd be willing to try the non-latex bareskin Trojan..
I figured why not? it's non-latex (made from polyurethane) so let's open the box (he was smart enough to know to leave the box unopened for me).. and open one of the condoms and give it the sniff test.

Sure enough.. no horrible easily recognizable scent... step 1.. okay! Ill try it.
It is hard to unroll. a bit stiff.. but when it's on the erect penis it looks like cellophane aka saran wrap... super thin.. and almost looks too delicate so that it might tear.. but it did not..
taste test.. not as good as my favorite brands.. lifestyle and one.. had still a weird slight taste of something 'off'.. like a spermicide.. which would be very bad in my mouth and my pussy.. but upon reading the box (and yes I stopped to do this as we tested this condom out) it did not declare any such offensive toxic substance

I wasn't enamoured of the 'flavour' at all.. so it doesn't encourage a really good sloppy cocksuck..lol..
and as for fucking with it.. I left that part up to him to determine if it was any different.. as I can't tell the difference at all..
I got very wet. nothing to do whatsoever with whatever condom might be covering his wonderful erect shaft..
He said.. he felt not enough discernable difference to warrant any change up in brand..

oh well! tried something new.. and that's my very unscientific review! cheers!

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

BBFS is an idiotic request

I'm gonna make a text shortcut on my phone for this thread.. for most of you.. this won't be necessary.. but for those who need a lecture.. this is it.

This doesn't just affect me.. it affects many of my colleagues.. and we share information.. especially blacklisting for bbfs requests.. however many of my fellow escorts who I don't consider colleagues may offer this (and some I know do!) for the rest of humanity that has some sense in their heads ignore this..

BBFS is a rampant and ridiculous service.. some of you are horrified to know we even get this request.. others are quizically wondering what BBFS stands for? Bareback Full service.. it means unprotected intercourse.

Yes.. believe it or not we get regular requests to perform this service. Often for an extra fee..

The request is often followed by.. I'm d&d free (drug and disease free).. like we're just supposed to trust a complete stranger with this..
and some are followed up with.. I will provide a test from a doctor.. like that's supposed to goldstamp approval someone that they won't provide a risk to me.

I sometimes lecture them with logic.. but sometimes I just tell them they're blocked and block them (mostly that's what I do..)

Any fool who asks me for that doesn't deserve my sage advice.. and definitely doesn't deserve to be considered for an appt to spend my valuable time with me.

For those who are still reading this who don't get the 'big deal'.. go get yourself educated a bit.. on the amount of std's on the rise..

If an escort is willing to do bbfs with you for an extra fee and trust you on 'your say so'.. don't you think she'll be doing with with every other tom, dick and harry who says the same thing???

Do you trust her? do you trust all the other 'dicks' she's been with?

I don't even offer BBBJ.. and just because you've seen me do both activities without protection in porn (2 1/2 months of that in 2008 in LA btw only in a secure tested environment) doesn't mean I will offer it in escorting.

I still shake my head every time one of these comes through to me.. but it's rampant... ugh.

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