don't email me or text me if you haven't bothered to prepare your question.
don't expect me to do all the work.
do keep it simple. Hi Carrie. I would love to see you. Do you have time available ____
It's as easy as that.
I'm easily pleased that way.. but I'm easily turned off all the other ways.
text: what's up?
I don't reply.. any idea why? nope? that's why.. you're too dumb to even get why that's wrong.
in an email? even worse.
here's what you expect from me in response I bet. keeping in mind I have no freaking clue who you are because you haven't even introduced yourself. ''my ideal response to you''. Hi stranger. I've been waiting for your text/email. I knew you were going to contact me (because I'm a mind reader). Would you like to see me tonight?
yah.. I'm not going to do that.. why? because if you're such a tool that you need handholding through the simplest of correspondences.. how are you ever going to find my house?