I caught the limerick bug

Old Dog wrote one for me:

Her pictures will cause you to swoon,
I should know, I've been staring since noon!
With her statuesque frame,
And her celluloid fame,
None compare to our Carrie Moon!

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and then I caught the bug.....

Cerb is the place of my fantasies
Dogs, kitties, foxes and loose pantsies
I might dream at night
of a lick or a bite
but what happens when I wake up with hickeys

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I know you might think we're all nerds
for spending sooo much time on cerb
But think about this
While you're stupendously blissed
We'll just as soon flip you the bird

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You don't have to be big and brawny
But please don't make me yawny
if you can't walk or talk
at least lick my twat
and I won't throw you out with my laundry

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I like a girl who is voluptuous
big tits and a rump that is luscious
cerb is a verb or a word that is lurid
but what is a dick that is ruptured

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Carrie is a girl who loves her shoes
makes her long legs pop out and her ass jiggle too
so why is she barefoot
and basically naked
when the closets and shelves are all blue

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Angela is 50 and wise
Nicki is naughty and rides
cerb is a 4 letter word
a place where you can blurb
Annessa and Sara are wild

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You best not hang out on a perch
if you don't want to meet up with lurch
use the best guys of cerb
turk, rosco and herb
for here you will not be besmurched

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Book a girl on cerb and be filled with glee
Make sure you don't smell of pee
Be sure to have a shower
and bring some flower power
Or I will put you over my knee!