So I was joking around with a friend today on facebook about people knowing in my real life what I do.. and since I've been in the sex biz about 20 years I would have to be in the CIA to keep that a secret from everyone.
This got my warped mind to thinking. CIA.. could stand for Cunt In Appreciation society. Cum Initiation of Asslickers? and ended up with Cum Initiation Application. Of course I'm the applicator.. way too clinical though. Any other smart asses have ideas on this one? You can comment anonymously here.
Another completely different acronym was suggested SFPD - Sexual Fantasy Provided with Donation but that's not really one that rolls of the tongue either. Oh and another one suggested Carrie In Action. I like that!