Tuesday, August 18, 2009

pussy chewers rant

this hurts!!!! thankfully it's rare but some guys suck on my inner labia lips like they are trying to get juice out of a piece of fruit. Take a good look at the vulva of a woman. It's extremely tender flesh and obviously doesn't like to be bitten. In my case I may be more sensitive that some other women but in general I don't like anywomen like to be sucked like that. Licked... hell yes! but it feels like I'm being pinched when sucked that hard. I'm not into pain.

"chewing".. is a term my friend who's been long retired from escorting -Shannon coined to me and I howled with laughter when I realized what she meant by the term. Totally describes what they're doing.. also keep in mind that when you're down there if you've forgotten or it's not possible to shave before your appointment.. don't rub your chin in my pussy dammit! that's like sandpaper. Again.. thankfully this is rare.. most guys have enough common sense to know this :)

now.. for pussy pics.. see my other posts. Get a good look and remember to treat with lots of tongue and saliva. Perhaps practice with a mango?*cheesy grin*

1 comment:

alexalmendrades said...

Hah!

Great post. I was having a discussion with a friend today about just this and the infrequency which men exhibit when eating the kitty.

I'm not sure why that is. I've come to find out, through sexual exploration that I'm somewhat of a pussy monster, and it has become an integral part of what turns me on when I'm with a lady.

That being said, I recently heard this Lil' Wayne track (let's be open minded here), which I felt capture my tenacity for munching kitty.

"Now let me get back to her
She call me Dracula, and I'll vacuum her
Catfish, dat fish, dat cat, tuna
I'll smack it up flip it like a spatula
Dat lil' puss there runnin' so I'll tackle ya"


Lil Wayne - "Pussy Monster"